Post by cles on Mar 16, 2006 18:07:25 GMT -5
The incredibly messed up adventures of steve the Purple Cyborg Squirrel!
Right then. A long, long time ago, in a different forum not so far away, a bunch of bored people decided to create a forum game. It seemed fun even though it barely made any sense. So, this can be explained as my attempt to breathe some life into this undead thing from the internet we call Phantomstranger's forum. *Inhales* here goes nothing!
Now, as far as I know a forum game of this style is not patented or copyrighted (if that is untrue then please don't sue me Radium!)
Anyway, I'm a bit too tired to properly explain how this will work (and doubt that this whole thing will make it past page 4 with over half a dozen more-or-less intelligent posts) so I'll just post a couple of examples/rules and hope you guys will catch on.
-Don't use bold unless you are me or a replacement appointed by me. It gets confusing otherwise.
-Everyone who bothers playing this is basically a backsteat conscience for poor Steve here. The first suggestion
-Yay: Check behind the rock.
Nay: Find an AK-47 behind the rock.
-Yay: Try to open the door.
Nay: If the door is open, go in. If not, try to knock it down.
-Yay: Kick monster in the nuts
Nay: Steve kicks the monster in the nuts
-I'm the GM/DM/Story teller. Not you. So nieh!
Capiche? Ya d**n better. Anyway:
The purple squirrel's eyes cracked open slowly, and adjusted to the bright light of the searing hot sun. The distant sound of seaguls and water splashing against metal filled his ears. Distant memories of giant vats of hair dye and a green moose floated in his mind. Where was he?....who was he? Why did every inch of his body hurt? And most importantly, where was the nearest washroom?
Right then. A long, long time ago, in a different forum not so far away, a bunch of bored people decided to create a forum game. It seemed fun even though it barely made any sense. So, this can be explained as my attempt to breathe some life into this undead thing from the internet we call Phantomstranger's forum. *Inhales* here goes nothing!
Now, as far as I know a forum game of this style is not patented or copyrighted (if that is untrue then please don't sue me Radium!)
Anyway, I'm a bit too tired to properly explain how this will work (and doubt that this whole thing will make it past page 4 with over half a dozen more-or-less intelligent posts) so I'll just post a couple of examples/rules and hope you guys will catch on.
-Don't use bold unless you are me or a replacement appointed by me. It gets confusing otherwise.
-Everyone who bothers playing this is basically a backsteat conscience for poor Steve here. The first suggestion
-Yay: Check behind the rock.
Nay: Find an AK-47 behind the rock.
-Yay: Try to open the door.
Nay: If the door is open, go in. If not, try to knock it down.
-Yay: Kick monster in the nuts
Nay: Steve kicks the monster in the nuts
-I'm the GM/DM/Story teller. Not you. So nieh!
Capiche? Ya d**n better. Anyway:
The purple squirrel's eyes cracked open slowly, and adjusted to the bright light of the searing hot sun. The distant sound of seaguls and water splashing against metal filled his ears. Distant memories of giant vats of hair dye and a green moose floated in his mind. Where was he?....who was he? Why did every inch of his body hurt? And most importantly, where was the nearest washroom?